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FALSE ACCUSATION INSURANCE
POLICY
10-5-2000
Considering that almost EVERY PROFESSIONAL is now cited
as a "Mandated Reporter", we are at the point of wondering: "Who
can you trust?" Faced with the DEFINITE POSSIBILITY of a FALSE ALLEGATION
OF ABUSE, are parents going to be FORCED to quit taking their children
to the doctor? But then if you don't, the CPS is ready for you with a charge
of SEVERE MEDICAL NEGLECT.
With these very real hazards, and their life-destroying
potential, I wonder when some creative insurance company will come up with
"Abuse-Neglect Allegation Insurance".
I would buy it, wouldn't you? But realistically,
NO INSURANCE COMPANY IN AMERICA TODAY would underwrite it, OR more importantly,
few families could afford it. According to my calculations, the premium
would have to be AT LEAST $166 per month PER CHILD,
given the current statistical 1 child in 25 per year at a cost of $50,000
per defense.
Or just for the sake of figures,
$166 per month into a COLLEGE FUND, for 18 years would yield $35,856 PRINCIPAL,
plus $22,106 compounded interest at 5% per annum, for a total of $57,962.
Well, WHY worry about college if
the Government has a far, far better place for your children than being
in YOUR FAMILY? This is a good thing, isn't it?
You don't have to worry about them
when they're sick. You don't have to worry about the cost of insurance.
You don't need a nice, big house (they're all being lived in by "old
money" widows anyhow). Momma doesn't have to plan birthday parties
and bake cookies. You don't have to make their "owies" better.
You don't have to make them take baths, clean up their room or wash their
clothes (a washing machine would last a lifetime without kids).
You can have fragile, breakable, beautiful things around the house. You
don't have to help them with their home work. You don't have to put up
with the house full of "slumber party" girls giggling all night
long. You don't have to take them on vacations to the beach or Disneyland.
You don't have to worry about the kinds of kids they hang out with. You
don't have to fret with them over college or career choices. You don't
have to worry about the kind of mate they choose.
The Government can make sure they
all grow up Politically Correct and everybody is Grey.
All parents are just "potential
abusers" anyway. You don't want to be a "potential abuser"
do you?
You don't have to do anything but
make 'em and the Government will raise them for you, and do a pretty darn
good job of it, if they have to say so for themselves (in spite of the
statistics). They can just play and "be kids" until they
turn 18. When they turn 18, the government sends them on their way-
"Have a nice life now.
Hope it works out for you. Sorry about the one hundred and four foster
homes. Sure hope therapy has helped you get over the twelve rapes you suffered
and three kids you saw killed in foster care. Oh by the way, we neglected
to teach you any real life skills. Don't call us".
All you need to do is work hard
and support the Government.
Has this been tried somewhere before?
Yes, I think a long time ago in a country called the USSR. As I recall,
the whole mess came uncorked and crashed. Then they wanted to build a new
society- kind of like the
GOOD OLD
USA
. But nobody in Russia knew how. The government
of the USA couldn't help them because nobody in American government remembered what
made America Great and GOOD. We could teach them how to be Politically
Correct and the New Age Agenda, but the USSR probably invented it to begin
with.
When was the last time YOU felt
like You are the government, You are the boss, and "public servants"
were anything CLOSE to a servant?
No, I don't recall ever feeling
that way either.
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