Grandma Chews CPS Butt

Listen here, young lady!  You think you are so smart being a  CPS Social Worker!  If you think you can waltz your stupid prissy ass in here and steal MY GRANDCHILDREN, you have another "think" a coming!

You have no business, NO BUSINESS, coming in here and trying to ruin my kid's lives.  You aren't a MOTHER.  You AREN'T EVEN MARRIED, are you?  I'll bet my bottom dollar that you don't even have the SLIGHTEST idea of what being a MOTHER is, even if you DO have kids, DO YOU?

Do you think you are some kind of GENIUS just because you went to a class somewhere and listened to some childless dumb communist militant feminist man-hater teaching from a BOOK of godless psychological tripe that was written by ANOTHER childless dumb communist feminazi??  

Do you think THAT makes you SMART?  Do you.  DO YOU??

That's the WHOLE PROBLEM with being miseducated in the government schools.  You are so miseducated that you don't even know you are ignorant.  Do you know what the definition of "socialized" is?  You THINK you do, but YOU DON'T.  The word means "under government control".  You have no idea what the word "liberty" really means.  Do you.  DO YOU? 

Do you know ANYTHING about the Constitution of the United States?  OF COURSE YOU DON'T.  Have you ever heard of the AMENDMENTS to the Constitution?  Sure you have! 

Let me tell you, Miss Prissy, the Amendments are about A LOT MORE than the First one protecting perverts looking at dirty pictures of women with no clothes on!  It also says I have the right to try to EDUCATE YOU.

Do you watch TV?  OF COURSE YOU DO!  When they do those cop shows, you SEE the cops have to go to a JUDGE and GET A SEARCH WARRANT before they can step ONE FOOT into somebody's HOUSE!  

Did YOU GET A SEARCH WARRANT before you slithered in here?  Nooooo, you think you are soooo SPECIAL!  You think you don't have to get a search warrant because you can LIE and THREATEN and scare people to death and get THEM to let you in. 

How is THAT any different that what the Nazi's did back in World War II?  I will tell you- there is not a DIME'S bit of difference. They were Fascists then and YOU are Fascists NOW.

Our Constitutional Rights can't be WAIVED away like they mean NOTHING, just because of your inconsiderate prissy FEELINGS!  The Constitution was written to protect the citizen from power crazed ignorant cockroaches like YOU!

Now on those cop shows that you watch on TV, have you EVER NOTICED that as soon as they catch the BAD GUY, the cops ALWAYS read them their Miranda Rights?  EVERY TIME!  This is not a MOVIE PLOT!  This is LIFE!  You have no business, NO BUSINESS talking to ANYBODY until you have read them their Miranda Rights.

You are NOBODY SPECIAL, Missy!  If you are gonna run around pretending to be Law Enforcement, then YOU ARE GOING to OBEY THE LAW.  Did you read my kids their rights?  Noooo.  You don't FEEL like you should have to.

Well, I am here to tell you Missy, you have messed with the WRONG FAMILY HERE!  Obviously, the spastic moron who hotlined this family with such a bogus allegation either had no idea what was going on, or they are DELIBERATELY using your incompetent persona to attack this family.

Do you care?  Noooo.  Can't find any "injured" kids?  No CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE!  So what do you do?  You start looking for dust bunnies and cheerios on the floor.  Belly aching about the toys on the floor.  Hello?  THERE ARE CHILDREN LIVING HERE!  If you knew ANYTHING about children, you would know that children drop cheerios on the floor and PLAY WITH THEIR TOYS once in a while.  Didn't you as a child? Or were you trained  not to act like a kid?

You are NOT going to KIDNAP my grandkids with one of your bizarre tabloid stories.  Taking kids out of their loving homes is ALWAYS more damaging than leaving them right here!  If there is no CRIME committed here, this family is absolutely NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.  Do you understand Missy?

You are not, you ARE NOT going to go to a judge and tell him a PACK OF ridiculous, whiney, ignorant LIES like you ALWAYS HAVE and expect to get away with it.  Any judge that believes a single word from a pathological liar like you should GO TO PRISON TOO.

You get out of this house and don't come back.  If you try ANYTHING, I will slap you with half of the United States Codes, several of which are Capital Crimes?  Do you understand Missy?

WE ARE SICK TO DEATH of your dirty, sniveling nasty little petty spoiled rotten Nazi games.  

And WE AREN'T GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!